What are the Grounds for a One Night Stand?

Jul - 23 | By: The Journalista | no comments.

Filed under : Best of The Week, D-Lite!, Loretta Foxx

Hello My Ultimate Girlfriend,
Is it a 1 night stand if u were acquaintances w/ a person for a
while, but unsuspecting, one night u hook up & have sex, but never do
it again?
-Silly Girl in Georgia

OHHH girl u nassssty! Just kidding. I was reading in the book 369
Things a Woman Must Enjoy before she Dies by Arleana Waller that
everyone should experience a 1 night stand before they die.

A bit Risky in my opinion, but none the less probably Thrilling and a great story to kiss and tell your
best girls about.
Unfortunately, I’m sorry to inform you, sleeping wwith someone you
already know DOES NOT constitute a true one night stand…
A true one nighter is a hit it and quit it! You meet that night and you never speak or
see each other again. You may even use an alias to keep it interesting.

Now as your Ultimate Girlfriend, I always promise to keep it 100% with
you… Are you ready? If you two previously knew each other,
then eventually built enough nerves to hit the sack, then didn’t
call or reconnect for a second “hold em’ up cowgirl”….

Whew, THE CHOW DOWN JUST WASNT THAT GREAT!!! But don’t get down on yourself,
just go rope another Cowboy!!!

Stay Fab-
Loretta Foxx
America’s Ultimate Girlfriend